File Under Irony*

So, I got fired yesterday. The big f-off. Well, not really. It was more I was customarily dismissed and they asked for my resignation because they didn't have cause to actually fire me. Well, I guess I can say that I have been fired...because I've always been so jealous of people who could say that.


* Yeah, no, I know. This isn't actually ironic. It's just really shitty timing that I turned down a job on Monday and telling that I have been paranoid at work all week.