I'm so lame...
...not only do I have a blog, I'm posting one of those damn personality questionnaire forward emails. What can I say...boredom is a very dangerous thing...
1. What time is it now?
2:13pm PST
2. What are you doing right now?
Trying to whiddle away the time whilst at work
3. Where do you live?
Sucker Free City, yo...just kidding...
4. Where were you born?
Redmond, Washington (home of Microsoft and corporate greed)
5. If you could be anywhere in the world, where would it be?
hmmmm.....fiji? south africa? brazil? bhutan? bed?
6. How tall are you?
5'8
7. Are you more of an introvert or extrovert?
depends on my mood, I swing both ways :)
8. What is your favorite book?
Can't pick just one
9. What is you favorite movie?
See above
10. What is your favorite TV show?
Currently: Intervention, Arrested Development, ANTM...Historically: Full House and News Radio
11. Favorite food?
I can only pick one? Well, I'm always in the mood for mexican
12. Favorite restaraunt (local)?
Kezar Pub!
13. What are the last 3 records you bought?
Last time I tried to buy music I passed out at Amoeba and they wouldn't let me make my purchase when I came back to because there was an ambulance waiting for me outside and blah blah blah
14. If you could be any animal, what would you be?
a dog - shit, that's the life
15. Could you kill someone?
maybe
16. Would you?
I hope not
17. If you had to pick a favorite president, of all time, who would it be?
I kinda dig ole George Washington
18. Who do you think the worst president of all time was?
so many choices...
19. What political party do you affiliate yourself with?
libertarian
20. Have you ever been in love?
nope
21. If your sex life were a flavor of icecream, what would it be?
caramel sutra
22. On a scale of 1-10 - how do you rate your looks?
OK - so I've been thinking about this 1-10 looks rating system a lot lately and I have a question: Is there one universal scale or is there a scale for real people and a scale for celebrities? I was talking to a friend and we both decided Mariah Carey would be about a 7.6 (hot, but not that hot and kinda skanky too.) Goddamn, if Mariah Carey is a 7.6, what would that make me...a 3? But a 3 would technically be way below average (5) and I am above average. I guess on the celeb scale I would probably be in the 2.5 range (yeah, I know, I'm getting a little full of myself, aren't I) but on the real life scale I would probably be in the 7ish range.
23. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you fix?
hmm...laser hair removal...
24. What one item can't you live without?
my doggie!
25. Who is your best friend?
myself
26. Who is your worst enemy?
myself
27. Are you religious?
NO
28. What religion do you claim?
NONE
29. Do you travel (or have you) often?
no, sadly, unfortunately...
30. Where?
western US...southern US...western canada...border towns in Mexico
31. What is your dream job?
philanthropist
32. Who is your hero?
I have so many
33. Are you patriotic?
hmmm....that's a loaded question. In some ways yes, in some ways no. I guess, like the bumper sticker says, I love my country but fear my government
34. How often do you go online?
8 hours a day, 5 days a week
35. Do you watch a lot of TV?
you know it
36. How many nights a week do you go out?
2-3
37. Rather go out or stay in?
depends on the night
38. Favorite candy bar?
right now? Emil's chocolate heaven bars
39. Favorite cereal?
depends (I'm so non-partisan!)
40. Favorite drink (alcoholic)?
when it's an open bar, they're all my favorite drink...
41. Least favorite drink?
fuckin $8 beers at pac bell park
42. Worst thing you've ever done when drunk?
uh....I've done some really, really bad stuff when drunk
43. Ever skinny dipped?
Yes
44. Ever been convicted of a crime?
Yes
45. If yes to last answer, what?
MIPs mainly
46. Hobbies?
reading, writing, drawing, painting, jewelry design, graphic design, photography, being an asshole
47. Where do you work?
I work for the mann
48. What is your relationship status?
now THIS is a loaded question
49. Finish this sentence: Cheap meaningless sex is ________?
still sex
50. If you could sleep with any celebrity, who would it be?
Ice T
51. Ever done any drugs?
Yes
52. Care to elaborate?
No
53. How many hours, on average, do you sleep a night?
8
54. On vacation, do you like to relax or be adventurous?
Both
55. What astronomical event is characterized by an umbra and a penumbra?
An eclipse
56. What time is it?
2:26pm
1. What time is it now?
2:13pm PST
2. What are you doing right now?
Trying to whiddle away the time whilst at work
3. Where do you live?
Sucker Free City, yo...just kidding...
4. Where were you born?
Redmond, Washington (home of Microsoft and corporate greed)
5. If you could be anywhere in the world, where would it be?
hmmmm.....fiji? south africa? brazil? bhutan? bed?
6. How tall are you?
5'8
7. Are you more of an introvert or extrovert?
depends on my mood, I swing both ways :)
8. What is your favorite book?
Can't pick just one
9. What is you favorite movie?
See above
10. What is your favorite TV show?
Currently: Intervention, Arrested Development, ANTM...Historically: Full House and News Radio
11. Favorite food?
I can only pick one? Well, I'm always in the mood for mexican
12. Favorite restaraunt (local)?
Kezar Pub!
13. What are the last 3 records you bought?
Last time I tried to buy music I passed out at Amoeba and they wouldn't let me make my purchase when I came back to because there was an ambulance waiting for me outside and blah blah blah
14. If you could be any animal, what would you be?
a dog - shit, that's the life
15. Could you kill someone?
maybe
16. Would you?
I hope not
17. If you had to pick a favorite president, of all time, who would it be?
I kinda dig ole George Washington
18. Who do you think the worst president of all time was?
so many choices...
19. What political party do you affiliate yourself with?
libertarian
20. Have you ever been in love?
nope
21. If your sex life were a flavor of icecream, what would it be?
caramel sutra
22. On a scale of 1-10 - how do you rate your looks?
OK - so I've been thinking about this 1-10 looks rating system a lot lately and I have a question: Is there one universal scale or is there a scale for real people and a scale for celebrities? I was talking to a friend and we both decided Mariah Carey would be about a 7.6 (hot, but not that hot and kinda skanky too.) Goddamn, if Mariah Carey is a 7.6, what would that make me...a 3? But a 3 would technically be way below average (5) and I am above average. I guess on the celeb scale I would probably be in the 2.5 range (yeah, I know, I'm getting a little full of myself, aren't I) but on the real life scale I would probably be in the 7ish range.
23. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you fix?
hmm...laser hair removal...
24. What one item can't you live without?
my doggie!
25. Who is your best friend?
myself
26. Who is your worst enemy?
myself
27. Are you religious?
NO
28. What religion do you claim?
NONE
29. Do you travel (or have you) often?
no, sadly, unfortunately...
30. Where?
western US...southern US...western canada...border towns in Mexico
31. What is your dream job?
philanthropist
32. Who is your hero?
I have so many
33. Are you patriotic?
hmmm....that's a loaded question. In some ways yes, in some ways no. I guess, like the bumper sticker says, I love my country but fear my government
34. How often do you go online?
8 hours a day, 5 days a week
35. Do you watch a lot of TV?
you know it
36. How many nights a week do you go out?
2-3
37. Rather go out or stay in?
depends on the night
38. Favorite candy bar?
right now? Emil's chocolate heaven bars
39. Favorite cereal?
depends (I'm so non-partisan!)
40. Favorite drink (alcoholic)?
when it's an open bar, they're all my favorite drink...
41. Least favorite drink?
fuckin $8 beers at pac bell park
42. Worst thing you've ever done when drunk?
uh....I've done some really, really bad stuff when drunk
43. Ever skinny dipped?
Yes
44. Ever been convicted of a crime?
Yes
45. If yes to last answer, what?
MIPs mainly
46. Hobbies?
reading, writing, drawing, painting, jewelry design, graphic design, photography, being an asshole
47. Where do you work?
I work for the mann
48. What is your relationship status?
now THIS is a loaded question
49. Finish this sentence: Cheap meaningless sex is ________?
still sex
50. If you could sleep with any celebrity, who would it be?
Ice T
51. Ever done any drugs?
Yes
52. Care to elaborate?
No
53. How many hours, on average, do you sleep a night?
8
54. On vacation, do you like to relax or be adventurous?
Both
55. What astronomical event is characterized by an umbra and a penumbra?
An eclipse
56. What time is it?
2:26pm
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