When Did Crackheads Get So Stylish?

On my lunch break, walking through one of SoMa's charming alleyways I came across a crackhead. While generally when I come across a crackhead I just walk on by and mind my own business, I had to take a moment and appreciate this guy...Dude was stylin. He was rocking the Usher-playa look: he had red Jordans on, a red t-shirt, a red blazer and jeans. Now, granted they were covered in dirt and piss and god knows what and he was passed out in this dirt and piss and god knows what...but Dude was lookin pretty good for a crackhead in an alleyway. Seriously, I have shelter and showered this morning and I felt like Dude was out-classing me.

He may have been a crackhead, but Dude's got style.