In Other News...

TJ has turned completely motherfucking psycho. First she destroyed her teddy bear (I mean, sure, she's always hated it. But never in such a violent way.) Then she's generally been being bratty lately. But last night was the straw that broke the psycho Jack Russell's back.

Rene and I were at the liquor store picking up some liquor, naturally. TJ was her usual self, tied up outside, sometimes barking sometimes not. Cliff gave her a pepperoni stick and some beef jerky, so she was even being pampered! Then this other dog, a big motherfucking Shar Pei came over. I untied TJ and BAM she tried to attack the other dog! I mean, teeth bared and totally out for blood! She lunged for it and the other dog lunged for her, I grabbed TJ and held her in the air while Cliff grabbed the Shar Pei - they were still gunning for one another!

What the fuck? What happened to my 13-lb pussy-ass angel? Rene says she's in heat and that's what's wrong with her. She just needs some deep dicking. I don't know - but if she stays all crazy and destructive like this she's headed straight back to the pound! (Just kidding - but you already knew that)