Porn Watch 2005

Had the interview with the porn company last night and I think it went really well. We spent most of the interview joking around, so that has to be a good sign. And I did well enough to get myself a second interview, so happy thoughts, right!

I know it's fucking hilarious, but I really want this job. No, not just because of all the free porn (althought that would be a nice benefit,) but it actually sounds like a kick-ass job. I would be the admin/office manager/marketing assistant to begin with. After I had learned the ins and outs of the work (haha, pun totally intended) I would get to decide which of the three jobs I wanted and they would get new people to do the other two. I would get to start work at 10. I would get to come on business trips. I would get to go to porn conventions. I would be paid bank. If boss man is not in the office, I wouldn't have to be in the office. They're totally chill (read: jeans, flip flops and nose ring).

Damn, gina....this may be the holy grail of employment. I hope, I hope, I hope I get this job. Least of all because I could write in the consulting summary "I will be leaving here to pursue a career in the adult film industry" and that would be motherfucking priceless!

Wish me luck, biches!