Sister Act

So, my sister is in town and things are awesome. Honestly, I've mainly just been drunk the whole time. Kate came in on Saturday, we promptly got drunk, went to dinner and then went out with my friends for drinks. Sunday, we woke up early, went to Bay to Breakers (well, like, three blocks of it,) went to Magnolia for breakfast (and they've changed the menu - assholes!) and then went back to my apartment for serious drinking. Mind you, this is 11am. Kate and I managed to get trashed by around 1pm. We took a nap, passed out. Woke up, got drunk again, went to bed around 10. We're losers, but we're happy drunk losers. Monday, we woke up and hung out for awhile. Jamie, one of my oldest and dearest friends, has just moved to town, so we met up with him. We went to the beach, walked through almost the whole park and drank a bottle of Jameson. We're back at Jamie's place now, drinking more and, checking the local forecast...it looks like a storm of alcohol with some heavy smoke clouds rolling in. As we do....