So, Is This Going To Be Like a Bad Porn?

Oh my god! I have an interview at a porn company! Which is about the funniest damn thing ever. Wait a second, the fact that I'm so fucking thrilled about having an interview at a porn company is the funniest thing ever. Wait, wait...you have to picture it.:

Setting: a party, everyone is mingling and getting to know each other.

Stranger: Hello, my name is John Doe, it's nice to meet you.
Me: Hello, John Doe, nice to meet you. So, what do you do?
Stranger: I work in insurance. What do you do?
Me: I work in the porn industry...but don't think I'm a porn star!

F U C K I N G H I L A R I O U S!

And can you imagine the business cards! I hope they have, like, the girly truckflap image on them! That would be the best! I just wonder what the fuck the interview will be like, you know? I mean, after all, we've all seen "interview" porns. Hahahaha this is so fucking funny!

Interview tomorrow - stay tuned!