Thank You To the Girl in the Pajama Pants
Dear Girl in the White Pajama Pants Waiting For the Bus,
I just wanted to say thank you for telling off that asshole this morning. We, everyone at the bus stop, hate him too. We've just never had the balls to yell at him for being an asshole. And, hey, thanks for also picking up the garbage he had thrown on the ground - that was a classy move, my friend. I also like that you were reading erotica at 7:50 in the morning, hey no time like the present! I think I speak for everyone at the stop when I express my gratitude to you.
In conclusion, a bit of advice (between friends, you know....) I know you weren't actually wearing pajama pants, but they looked like pajama pants. And they were coupled with an entirely corporate-looking outfit. Which just wasn't working. Besides, the pants weren't flattering at all. I mean, come on, they looked like pajama pants. Not to mention, your ass is really too big to wear that cut. Trust me, mine is too. So, really, sweetie, just donate them to a good cause.
Thanks again,
Your Fellow Bus Rider
I just wanted to say thank you for telling off that asshole this morning. We, everyone at the bus stop, hate him too. We've just never had the balls to yell at him for being an asshole. And, hey, thanks for also picking up the garbage he had thrown on the ground - that was a classy move, my friend. I also like that you were reading erotica at 7:50 in the morning, hey no time like the present! I think I speak for everyone at the stop when I express my gratitude to you.
In conclusion, a bit of advice (between friends, you know....) I know you weren't actually wearing pajama pants, but they looked like pajama pants. And they were coupled with an entirely corporate-looking outfit. Which just wasn't working. Besides, the pants weren't flattering at all. I mean, come on, they looked like pajama pants. Not to mention, your ass is really too big to wear that cut. Trust me, mine is too. So, really, sweetie, just donate them to a good cause.
Thanks again,
Your Fellow Bus Rider
posted by La Doña at 9:10 AM
1 Comments:
What a lot of you folks may not know is that casual is in! Especially when you are rocking the pajama pant style. Not only are you saying "I don't care," you are also saying, "I am comfortable with myself and my style!" So go ahead, add a few extra pounds to your frame instantly! Turn your butt into a booty!
xoxoxo,
Molly Simms
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