And Aren't You Glad I Was Born?!?
It dawns on me that I haven't mentioned my birthday is coming up. Well, kids, there are 4 shopping days left and, to simplify the task, here is a list of presents I would enjoy receiving:
1 . Tod's 2003 Spring keyhole moccasin flats in sunflower. The Swedish version, please.
2. Replicas of my favorite earrings in the whole world which I lost a couple of months ago (a moment of silence...) I would be happy to draw you a picture if you don't know what they look like.
3. A brown tea-cup poodle. It's cool, TJ knows she's a pity dog.
4. 12 strand, blended, Tahitian pearl necklace.
5. Vacuum. I just really need a new one.
6. A job. Seriously.
7. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
So, Dan has gotten me something for my birthday. I find myself first off struck by how sweet that is, I really wasn't expecting anything from him (except flowers...which *ahem* would still be awesome to receive.) I also find myself slightly terrified because he said it's something that will make me laugh and I shouldn't thank him for it until I see it. Also, he picked it out all on his own without help from Elyse or anyone. Considering my birthday party theme, Grits and Tits, I'm expecting some sort of trite sex toy or porn or something. However, Dan assures me it's clever, and he is a clever boy, so I'm hoping it will be something a little more imaginative than that. In any case, present = free shit.
And we all know free is my favorite adjective ever!
1 . Tod's 2003 Spring keyhole moccasin flats in sunflower. The Swedish version, please.
2. Replicas of my favorite earrings in the whole world which I lost a couple of months ago (a moment of silence...) I would be happy to draw you a picture if you don't know what they look like.
3. A brown tea-cup poodle. It's cool, TJ knows she's a pity dog.
4. 12 strand, blended, Tahitian pearl necklace.
5. Vacuum. I just really need a new one.
6. A job. Seriously.
7. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
So, Dan has gotten me something for my birthday. I find myself first off struck by how sweet that is, I really wasn't expecting anything from him (except flowers...which *ahem* would still be awesome to receive.) I also find myself slightly terrified because he said it's something that will make me laugh and I shouldn't thank him for it until I see it. Also, he picked it out all on his own without help from Elyse or anyone. Considering my birthday party theme, Grits and Tits, I'm expecting some sort of trite sex toy or porn or something. However, Dan assures me it's clever, and he is a clever boy, so I'm hoping it will be something a little more imaginative than that. In any case, present = free shit.
And we all know free is my favorite adjective ever!
posted by La Doña at 10:04 AM
1 Comments:
The birthday. Umm. So, I'm out of town at the moment and that is why I have not gotten your birthday present yet. And I currently have no money. But just you wait until July. Well, mid July. Or maybe even early August. Somewhere around there anyway. Then you'll have a present from me. At least I will have bought it, I may not have given it to you yet. And it may not be something on this current list. I think a 12-strand Taitian pearl necklace may still exceed the budget. We'll see what I come up with though. If you want input on that you may want a more extensive or shorter but more likely list of what you want. Love you!
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