File Under Wha?!?!?

So, yesterday the mann says to me "you've really been kicking ass lately. Maybe we should reconsider firing you." To which I replied the only thing that crossed my mind, "huh?" I mean, really though, you can't "take back" a firing. Two months later. When I've been going through interview hell. Really though, what the fuck?

Regardless...he's totally fucking with me. I mean, come on. I've been indefinitely fired haha just kidding. Wha?!?!? I just can't wait to be out of this place. This has been the most surreal job ever.