Fuck Yeah!

After years and years of hoping and dreaming and praying and wishing on a star, finally it's happening. I am going on roller coasters! Yep, that's right, Jesse is taking me to Great America on Saturday. And you know what's better than going to Great America? Going to Great America for FREE! Fuck yeah! Right the fuck on! I don't have words to express how excited I am about this! This is one of the greatest things that has ever happened to me.

Jesse is my new best friend.

(Which, you know, isn't as exciting as one would think considering you can buy my friendship cheaply and easily and best friends change with my whim. But still, you get the title and all. And it's a pretty prestigious group of individuals you become aligned with.)