Bitch, Please

Ladies, a little note. All of a sudden I keep seeing a bunch of you riding bicycles while wearing mini skirts. While I understand how refreshing the breeze must be, you may not realize that also means your cooch is hanging out. I know, I know...the boys come a runnin' and that's a big self-esteem boost and all, but really, you're embarassing the rest of us chicks who already have self-respect. So, please, remember what your mother told you about ladies keeping their legs shut. Or at least, for the love of god, put some freakin' pants on.