Discretion on Public Transportation

So I get on to the 24 last night and it was empty except for a couple seated in the second row of seats. I sat down in the front row. Then the girl turned to the guy and said, "look at her earrings. I should have worn my hooker earrings tonight."

Now, mind you this is an empty bus. Which means a silent bus. And I was, after all, sitting a mere 1.5 feet away from this conversation. There is no way for me to have missed what she had said, unless I was deaf or didn't speak the language. But I'm not and I do and I think that most Americans assume most people they see in America (a) are not hearing impaired and (b) speak the language. Which leads me to my point, can we have a little discretion while on public transport, people? What the fuck?!? I'm all about making fun of the shit people wear and do on the bus, but I certainly make sure I am out of ear shot before doing so. What assholes. And it was this fat fag hag chick and little eurotrash fag. The girl was wearing a Canadian tuxedo, for the love of god. What do they know?

And for the record, those earrings are totally not hooker hoops.