I Heart Plagiarizing From Other Blogs
Okay, Tara Reid. Take a seat, baby, because we need to talk.
You do realize that you have a problem, right? That when your behavior and appearance makes Paris Hilton look like Grace Kelly, something has gone horribly, horribly wrong? Also, that your new fake boobs are really, really too big and, honestly, that smooshing them down like that is neither comfortable, nor flattering?
Do I have to be blunt here?
Okay.
You're THIRTY DAMN YEARS OLD. YOUR LIFE SHOULDN'T BE A GIRLS GONE WILD VIDEO TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAMN DAY. GET A GODDAMNED GRIP.
And buy a shirt that fits. Jeezy Chreezy. My boobs hurt just looking at you, kiddo.
(Go Fug Yourself)
posted by La Doña at 5:09 PM
3 Comments:
That's a really funny blog. Thanks for the pictures; you'll have to send me prints when you get them. But send them to my other email. I really don't use hotmail anymore it's my trash email.
I am so sick of skinny blonde girls with big tits that are really slutty and... wait. What the hell am I saying??
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