Christmas in January?

So my legion of faithful fans (Jesse) have urged me to update my blog. This is all I've got.

Tonight is Dan's work holiday party. Now I have one question for you: What fucking kind of holiday party is held at the end of January and starts at midnight? Shady ass shit, for sure. In any case, I'm pretty excited for it for one reason, two words:

Peaches Christ

Yes, that's right, Peaches Christ, world renowned drag queen extraordinaire, is Dan's boss. Now, don't get me wrong, when he's at work he's his alterego Joshua and he's not all dressed up or anything. But the fact that I'm meeting the man behind the makeup is almost more exciting. And I think it's completely hilarious that Joshua is excited to meet me (apparently a lot of Dan's friends think I'm his imaginary girlfriend, just like a lot of my friends think he's my imaginary boyfriend. We should really work on that one of these days.)

I've met Peaches on so many occasions it's almost hard to picture him not Peaches. I also keep wondering what Joshua is like. I'm betting on super, super gay. A friend who has met him told me he's also really bitchy. Which, considering Peaches' persona, isn't all that shocking. I hope he's well dressed and funny.

Anyway, I'm also trying to figure out what a holiday party that starts at midnight (and, you know, isn't during the holidays) will be like. It's bound to be interesting. And I'm placing bets on drunken madness. I'm also under the impression it will be held at The Bridge...so I'm hoping we get to run around the theatre with complete abandon. That would be fun.

In the end, I'm just hoping for stories to share. I've been so boring lately, it would be nice to have something a little spicy.

Finally, I'd like to close with a word to the wise for the boys. A pickup line that is never going to work:

"Girl, you even make picking up dog shit look good."