Damn funny

Since my life isn't all that great, maybe I'll start posting choice tidbits I find on the web. Like this mofo. Stupid bitch.

Jessica Simpson is Making this Face Because…

A: Her Tivo failed to record Newlyweds.
B: A reporter asked her what it was like to work with Johnny Knoxville.
C: Someone has just explained to her the concept of gravity.
D: Her daddy threatened to never again love her in that special way.
E: She realized that she forgot to fully inhale and wipe her freaking nose before heading out.
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