It's D-Day!
So it's D-Day. Or make that FUM-Day. Translation = Fuck You Mark Day. He's still not back. Make that 24 days MIA. So, it's been strongly hinted at that today is the day he's fired. I still have no idea what the fuck that's all about. Is he in rehab? Is he at the World Cup? Did he just totally loose it? I have no idea. In any case, along with the hinting that Mark is getting fired comes the hinting that I'm going to be promoted to...Mark's position.
Now, let me explain something about Mark's job. He is not an executive here. However he is, like, a smidgen below that. So, basically he's an executive. I am not an executive. I don't have the experience, training, wisdom, training, breadth of knowledge, training or any idea what the fuck to do should I be put in charge of advertising. And I really haven't been trained for it either. I know that advertising is sort of a baptism by fire sort of thing, but this is really fucking ridiculous.
I've been staring at my screen for the last 2 hours freaking out over all of this. Yeah. And it really seems like they want to put ME in charge. That doesn't seem like the smartest move to me...I mean, come on guys. At least wait until AFTER my 90 day review.
On the plus side, I was told to expect a fatty raise should this all play out.
I'd still prefer for Mark's ass to just show back up at work.
In other news the 4th was lovely. Played croquette in the park (and it was kick ass, so you keep your snide comments to yourself.) Went to two barbecues. Could actually see fire works, even in my neighborhood. It was a 4th of July miracle of sorts.
So, how are you???
Now, let me explain something about Mark's job. He is not an executive here. However he is, like, a smidgen below that. So, basically he's an executive. I am not an executive. I don't have the experience, training, wisdom, training, breadth of knowledge, training or any idea what the fuck to do should I be put in charge of advertising. And I really haven't been trained for it either. I know that advertising is sort of a baptism by fire sort of thing, but this is really fucking ridiculous.
I've been staring at my screen for the last 2 hours freaking out over all of this. Yeah. And it really seems like they want to put ME in charge. That doesn't seem like the smartest move to me...I mean, come on guys. At least wait until AFTER my 90 day review.
On the plus side, I was told to expect a fatty raise should this all play out.
I'd still prefer for Mark's ass to just show back up at work.
In other news the 4th was lovely. Played croquette in the park (and it was kick ass, so you keep your snide comments to yourself.) Went to two barbecues. Could actually see fire works, even in my neighborhood. It was a 4th of July miracle of sorts.
So, how are you???
posted by La Doña at 12:49 PM
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